I’m lonely and willing to play somewhat nicely.

runefabray:

I didn’t mean the actual Kurt. That’d be awk.

Mhm. Just making sure.

I’m lonely and willing to play somewhat nicely.

runefabray:

I don’t have friends, Santana Lopez, and is cheesy of you to say it. It’s appreciated, but it’s cheesy. I’m pretty sure I’m going and only a massive change of heart could stop me now and I just don’t have anything keeping me here. I don’t even have a “Kurt”. I admire your offer to let me in on your family with you and your fabulous friend if I am disowned though, I might consider it. I’ve always been a Gryffindor in the heart of Slytherins.

Ugh. Whatever, I have NEWTs, I’m allowed to have my brain to be cheesy and squashy.

There’s only one “Kurt”, and I’m not sharing. Consider it though, it’d be fun.

I’m lonely and willing to play somewhat nicely.

runefabray:

I’m not returning because my sister hates me and if I get my dream job without NEWTs why subject myself? They can hold the position but I don’t know if I want them to. I mean, Hogwarts has always been a place a feel welcome, more so than my own family manor, but it’s never been a home to me. I’ve spent all my time being a callous, uncaring cunt so that I could achieve my goals and it worked.

It’ll be a shame not being Captain next year though.

I see…

I don’t even know why I’m going to say this, but I guess since Quinn is my best friend my love extends even to the sibling she doesn’t like, but I would miss you if you weren’t around anymore. Not that it’s sure yet I’ll be here next year, but if I were… I mean, you catch my drift, don’t you?

Up to a year ago, I would’ve done exactly the same if I got the chance to and found a way to convince my parents, the only one holding me back was Kurt. Now I have, God forbid it to sound cheesy, real friends. I’ll be leaving everyone behind after graduation, but you have a year to turn things around.

Gryffindor has even less of a chance without you.

And if you do get disowned, Kurt and I are starting up a family on ourselves, you’re welcome to join if you’d like.

I’m lonely and willing to play somewhat nicely.

runefabray:

I’m assuming my parents are going to disown me when I tell them I don’t intend to come back for NEWTs. I’ve been offered a spot apprenticing to Ministry Dragon outpost.

Wait, you’re not returning? Why‘d you do that? Can’t they hold that spot for another year?

I’m lonely and willing to play somewhat nicely.

runefabray:

This summer I’m going to travel and I’m going to be an abrasive cunt all over the globe. You won’t even have to worry about seeing me at society events.

Unfair. I’m jealous.

I’m lonely and willing to play somewhat nicely.

runefabray:

Again, don’t worry, the having a heart thing will totally go away in a couple short weeks.

Good. We can’t have you anything but the abrassive cunt you usually are.

I’m lonely and willing to play somewhat nicely.

runefabray:

One, I never said cuddles. I don’t cuddle. Two, calm thy Latina tits, Lopez. I’ll stop having a heart after exams, no need to worry about forthcoming apocalypses.

Curl up to something = cuddling. And no, I cannot calm them myself. Mkay then, I don’t want to die yet, I have a bucket list to fulfill.

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aria-reegan-stark:

That sounds so idiotic, I mean..girly..but he is gay so.

I prefer the term fabulous.

I got followers

aria-reegan-stark:

Well,  humanity is do suck tho. Kurt? A fairy? Okay, if you say so

Mhm. I’m convinced that when he sneezes, there’s invisible fairy dust right there.

I got followers

purebloodsandjelly:

At least you’re not a Hillcrestian, they don’t exist.

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